Star Wars - Episode IV
Their once was a Rebel Alliance
Who fought the Empire with defiance
And Leia stored plans
Inside a tin can
Which looked like a rolling appliance
R2 and C-3PO fled
From a battle that filled them with dread
But the Princess crusader
Was caught by Darth Vader
She didn't know what lay ahead
These robots by Jawas were sold
To a farmer of moisture I'm told
Then R2, with the plans
Led Luke to the land
Where Obi-Wan lived to grow old
When Luke learned his care-givers died
(By the hands of the Stormtroopers fried)
He wanted of course
To learn of the force
And march with the Rebels in stride
Han Solo and Chewie were hired
For they captained a ship they required
So off all would race
Into black outer space
After dodging some ships from the Empire
As they hurtled through space like a rocket
A chess game appeared on the docket
And R2 would choose
To let himself lose
And keep both his legs in their sockets
To Alderaan they set their course
But they soon would be filled with remorse
For the planet was gone
The Death Star had won
As Obi-Wan sensed in the Force
They saw what they thought was a moon
But a tractor beam pulled them to doom
They swallowed their pride
And decided to hide
In compartments where there was some room
When they learned that the Princess was there
They raced to where she was ensnared
But before they could run
Some bad guys with guns
Would pin them as blasts rent the air
But Leia was ready to shoot
And blasted their way to a chute
So down they all slid
To where trash was hid
And bad guys would not give pursuit
They were glad to escape from the trash
(And the monster and threat of a smash)
So off they would race
As troopers gave chase
And soon found their ship in a flash
In this sequence's dark denouement
Vader would kill Obi-Wan
Luke would cry "No!"
But they had to go
So they turned the ship 'round and were gone
The good guys prepared their attack
Using plans that the Rebels had hacked
(These were the plans
That passed through Leia's hands
And after adventures were back)
A thermal exhaust port was found
If breached, the effects would abound
A proton torpedo
(If shot truer than Greedo)
Would take the whole dark weapon down
So the Rebels then took to the skies
And the Death Star approached its demise
Soon dog fights ensued
In this galactic feud
E'en Han came to Luke's great surprise
When Solo shot Vader away
It was Luke who would then save the day
For his aim was true
And all bid adieu
To the Empire's world killing ray
The Rebels would honor their friends
They gave them medallions and then
They all gave a cheer
To heroes so dear
And for now this was to be The End
Who fought the Empire with defiance
And Leia stored plans
Inside a tin can
Which looked like a rolling appliance
R2 and C-3PO fled
From a battle that filled them with dread
But the Princess crusader
Was caught by Darth Vader
She didn't know what lay ahead
These robots by Jawas were sold
To a farmer of moisture I'm told
Then R2, with the plans
Led Luke to the land
Where Obi-Wan lived to grow old
When Luke learned his care-givers died
(By the hands of the Stormtroopers fried)
He wanted of course
To learn of the force
And march with the Rebels in stride
Han Solo and Chewie were hired
For they captained a ship they required
So off all would race
Into black outer space
After dodging some ships from the Empire
As they hurtled through space like a rocket
A chess game appeared on the docket
And R2 would choose
To let himself lose
And keep both his legs in their sockets
To Alderaan they set their course
But they soon would be filled with remorse
For the planet was gone
The Death Star had won
As Obi-Wan sensed in the Force
They saw what they thought was a moon
But a tractor beam pulled them to doom
They swallowed their pride
And decided to hide
In compartments where there was some room
When they learned that the Princess was there
They raced to where she was ensnared
But before they could run
Some bad guys with guns
Would pin them as blasts rent the air
But Leia was ready to shoot
And blasted their way to a chute
So down they all slid
To where trash was hid
And bad guys would not give pursuit
They were glad to escape from the trash
(And the monster and threat of a smash)
So off they would race
As troopers gave chase
And soon found their ship in a flash
In this sequence's dark denouement
Vader would kill Obi-Wan
Luke would cry "No!"
But they had to go
So they turned the ship 'round and were gone
The good guys prepared their attack
Using plans that the Rebels had hacked
(These were the plans
That passed through Leia's hands
And after adventures were back)
A thermal exhaust port was found
If breached, the effects would abound
A proton torpedo
(If shot truer than Greedo)
Would take the whole dark weapon down
So the Rebels then took to the skies
And the Death Star approached its demise
Soon dog fights ensued
In this galactic feud
E'en Han came to Luke's great surprise
When Solo shot Vader away
It was Luke who would then save the day
For his aim was true
And all bid adieu
To the Empire's world killing ray
The Rebels would honor their friends
They gave them medallions and then
They all gave a cheer
To heroes so dear
And for now this was to be The End