Self-Cleaning House
What if my floor could scrub off my hands
The way that my hands scrub the floor
What if the hedges could trim my toenails
As I trim the hedge as a chore
What if the carpet could wash down my hair
Like when I scrub the carpets all clean
What if the dishes and toilet and tub
Could give me a radiant sheen
What if my windows could Windex my glasses
So I would be able to see
I work all day long to clean up my house
It’s time that my house cleaned up me!
The way that my hands scrub the floor
What if the hedges could trim my toenails
As I trim the hedge as a chore
What if the carpet could wash down my hair
Like when I scrub the carpets all clean
What if the dishes and toilet and tub
Could give me a radiant sheen
What if my windows could Windex my glasses
So I would be able to see
I work all day long to clean up my house
It’s time that my house cleaned up me!