School Has Been Stolen
I heard from my friend who had heard it from Fred
He heard it from Billy who heard it from Ted
Ted said he heard it from young Sally Sass
She's the smart girl in my art hist'ry class
Sally was told by her brother named Billy
Who learned of this truth from his friend who's named Willie
Willie's the one who had seen on the news
That our school had been stolen! Vanished from view!
An alien shuttle with lights shining bright
Swept in and gave all of the teachers a fright
They all fled in dread as the tractor beam flared
And all of a sudden the school wasn't there!
So you see my dear father I wish I could go
But the school is now gone and it just goes to show
That Willie and Billy and sweet Sally Sass
And everyone in my whole art hist'ry class
And Ted and dear Billy and Fred, my friend's friend
They just wouldn't lie on this day I contend
We wish we could go for there's work due today
But since we cannot, can we go and play?
He heard it from Billy who heard it from Ted
Ted said he heard it from young Sally Sass
She's the smart girl in my art hist'ry class
Sally was told by her brother named Billy
Who learned of this truth from his friend who's named Willie
Willie's the one who had seen on the news
That our school had been stolen! Vanished from view!
An alien shuttle with lights shining bright
Swept in and gave all of the teachers a fright
They all fled in dread as the tractor beam flared
And all of a sudden the school wasn't there!
So you see my dear father I wish I could go
But the school is now gone and it just goes to show
That Willie and Billy and sweet Sally Sass
And everyone in my whole art hist'ry class
And Ted and dear Billy and Fred, my friend's friend
They just wouldn't lie on this day I contend
We wish we could go for there's work due today
But since we cannot, can we go and play?